Double Talk about Naughty Bits…
I was tripping at Oaks today. All the elements were there for a good time chilling with the Big Man, but I was having trouble concentrating. One of the sisters there was… let’s just say too easy on the eyes. Not to say a lady shouldn’t dress nice, but some times more discretion would be nice. I guess I wasn’t really prepared for such a struggle in my own family group. Maybe it’s just a sign that I need more discipline in my life. That I need to renew a covenant.
Just some thoughts I had before I drifted off into sleep.
Props to the sisters that know how to love their brothers!
== EDIT: Leave it to my boss to finish off my thoughts with a zinger… ==
—–Original Message—–
From: Johnny XXXXX
Sent: Friday, October 07, 2005 8:40 AM
Subject: OLS: How green is the valley
“Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month.”
The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go and say three Hail Marys.
Soon after, another man enters the confessional. “Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months.”
This time the priest questions, “Who is Nookie Green?”
“A new woman in the neighborhood,” the sinner replies.
“Very well, ” sighs the priest. “Go and say ten Hail Marys.”
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman in the
matching green shoes sits in the front pew, with her legs slightly parted.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, “Is that Nookie Green?”
The bug-eyed altar boy can’t believe his ears but replies, “No, I think it’s just the reflection off her shoes!”
hey thanx 4 dropping by my site…well goood bye to u
i guess that nobody is perfect.
keep praying. = ]
ohhh. i like your icons.:sleep::SeeSpotRun::neko::BlueFish:
you should come back to tccgp every so often.
that email – LOL
i didnt get your lil story from ur boss
:typing: Ever look at someone who basically flaut everything she got and grabs the attention of every man in site and she becomes not attractive anymore? Ever look at a women reading, head downs, modest, no interest in the spotlight and see beauty that doesn’t require much effort? Your beginning entry reminds me of a chinese love drama I saw long ago. Where a modest women beauty just seem to get better each time and the girl who flaunt everything just to get attention or praises turn unattractive by the minute.
dude, sorry about the troubles on Thursday…modesty is most definitely necessary as well as some self-control from the other half….ahem! 🙂 I enjoy you being there so you should keep coming out, k? PS – thanks for all the mad propz, but leave a message too sometimes….that’s my favorite part! :headbanger:
haha agreed, message will be nice too~
dude, what did i say abaout not leaving comments? i dun want stupid eprops! -=P